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"How many can you relate to?"
This list of chocolate quotes
is just a bit of fun. I am sure you will get a laugh.
I don’t know if it's a good thing that I can relate to most of them!
It is amazing how often quotes about chocolate are used in our everyday lives.
Chocolate sayings just seem to have become part of our vocabulary these days.
I would like to THANK those of you who have help me grow this list. If you have a quote that I have not included please let me know through my Contact Me page and I will add it and acknowledge your contribution through my Chocolate and Cakes blog. At last count I have managed to grow my chocolate quotes list to 49!
Chocolate Quote News - I am having a mini celebration. Thanks to Adam from Australia I now have my 50th chocolate quote! I have just added two more so I am up to 52 now.
Chocolate Quotes for Everyone to Enjoy!
- Women have many moods, CHOCOLATE satisfies them all"
- "Stressed is Desserts spelt backwards!"
- "Stress would not be so hard to take if it was CHOCOLATE coated"
- "CHOCOLATE CAKE may not fix everything but it's a darn good substitute"
- "Save the earth it's the only planet with CHOCOLATE!"
- "Put "EAT CHOCOLATE" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done."
- Once you consume CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE will consume you."
- "There is no chocolate anonymous because no one wants to quit"
- "If at first you don't succeed, have a CHOCOLATE."
- "If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated."
- "Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds."
- "Man cannot live on CHOCOLATE alone; but woman sure can."
- "The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!"
- "If I must die let it be death by chocolate"
- "For some there's therapy for the rest of us there's CHOCOLATE"
- "Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less."
- "A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands"
- "Never ever get between a girl and her CHOCOLATE!"
- "Don't ask any questions just give me some CHOCOLATE!"
- "Friends are the chocolate chips of life"
- "Everyone has their price mine is CHOCOLATE"
- "Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise" I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE!"
- "There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles."
- "will sell husband for CHOCOLATE - all sales final no refunds no exchanges"
Just in case you are wondering, yes you can find my easy chocolate recipes for all these delicious chocolate photographs at Inspired by Chocolate And Cakes.
More Chocolate Quotes ...
- "There are times when CHOCOLATE really can fix all your problems"
- "You are never alone with a bar of CHOCOLATE"
- "Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it's chocolate that steals the show."
- “And above all ... think chocolate!” – Betty Crocker.
- "Seven days without CHOCOLATE makes one weak!"
- "Chocolate is the Answer, Who cares what the Question is?"
- "This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women ... poof! He turned into a box of chocolates."
- "Eating Chocolate makes my clothes shrink"
- "Milk chocolate is a dairy product"
- "Money Talks. CHOCOLATE Sings."
- "Hell hath no fury like a woman who has sworn off fudge and chocolate."
- "I never met a piece of CHOCOLATE I didn’t like."
- "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment."
- "I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process..… it may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?"
- "There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE."
- "All you need is love. But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
- "Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies."– John Tullius.
- "There are four basic foods groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles."
- "The best things in life are chocolate."
- "Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate."
- "I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter."
- "Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces."– Judith Viorst.
- "The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from CHOCOLATE!" – Terry Moore.
- "I am not overweight. I am CHOCOLATE enriched."
- "Chocolate doesn’t make the world go round ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!"
- "So much CHOCOLATE. So little time!"
- "Do Not Disturb CHOCOLATE Fantasy in Progress"
- "Life is like a box of chocolates ... you never know what you’re gonna get." – Forrest Gump.
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